The History of BullDotShit

Bull can trace his roots back to Emma and Eura Shit, who immigrated to America in 1840. Emma had one child, a son name Jack Shit. Jack Shit headed West in 1859, but unfortunately he missed the gold rush, and died penniless. He left behind an orphan son, who grew up to become the legendary "Mad Dog" Shit. "Mad Dog" Shit is rumored to have many offspring, but when he finally did settle down in Texas in 1906 he fathered a son, Fuller Shit. Fuller Shit was hard working, and a shrewd investor. He quickly amassed a small fortune, and was able to send his son Abraham Shit to Harvard Law School. He also bankrolled his partnership with Gary Eat, and Benjamin Die, who formed the now world famous law firm Eat Shit and Die. Bull Shit was born in 1957. On a trip to Japan in 1980 he met Igota Takashite. It was love at first site, and they were married the following year. We hope they will soon be blessed with some little Shits of their own.